Your light has gone out
You don’t have a courtship spirit
You’re an energy waster
You’re out from your umbrella of
protection
You’re such a prophet!
You’re not demonstrating your God
given ability to be attentive
You have an unteachable spirit
You’re such a bad influence
Passive rebellion is still
rebellion young lady!
You don’t have a radiant
countenance
Satan wants the firstborn
You’re still standing up on the
inside
You have fewer kids than us
You’re such a mercy!
You have dark eyes
Your mom wears the pants in the
family
You’re a committed fool
Delayed obedience is still
disobedience
You have too much of an independent
spirit to ever get married
If you question your God-given
authorities you will never have a good life
Rebellion is the same as
witchcraft, you are practicing witchcraft
I’m grieved to see that you’re
displaying a rotten attitude
Wtfundamentalist
You’re
going straight to the prayer closet in a hand basket
Liar Liar
culottes on fire
Don’t get
your quiver all in a twist
Kiss my
white collared shirt
You can
take your whole yielded stack of minute books and encourage them right up your
shamefaced countenance without so much as a sin of a forefather on my
clear conscience and put it where your eyes don’t shine
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